The words “accidental” and “cooking,” and “reasonable” mean different things to different people. – X

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Trump will do for education and fairness what he has done for the color orange.

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” No matter how they smile when they say it, if someone gives you the nickname ‘McGriddles,’ it probably is not a compliment.”

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‘Due to the lack of praise in the household for my culinary skills, I am proud to announce that I will soon open my first eatery, “Minimally Edible.”   ‘

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