Distracted By Life

77 for 7

Allegedly funny – this picture is a response to, “Where are all your crazy quotes and pictures, X?”

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“A eulogy is applause for the performer after he’s left the stage.”
Some glowing words are best voiced before the bell rings.

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contraception

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jesus

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mucus

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“The truth is that I don’t think a great job exists in which you didn’t know someone to help you get your foot in the door – followed by a push through it.” – X

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If I were an arsonist, I would want the newspapers to call me by the name “Burnt Reynolds.”

(There is already a song named “Burnt Reynolds,” too, believe it or not.)
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Each year, I see otherwise smart people being hooked into the glittery promise of multi-level marketing schemes, especially on social media. Dudes: if your primary focus is recruiting and not selling, it is an unsustainable scam, without exception.
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‘Busy’ and ‘productive’ are almost certainly true antonyms.
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There is something intrinsically untrustworthy about someone who denies that they can’t wait to get home and sit on the couch.

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