It doesn’t matter if I get credit for an idea: people remember the bumper sticker – not the driver.
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If I take up cattle farming I will not allow books in the fields. Doctors tell us to avoid read meat.
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I made the above picture for a friend for amusement. He wasn’t naked in the original picture, of course. 🙂
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Technology is everywhere – but not always the best option. Just the other day I saw an assassin trying to use a wireless garrote.
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I finally snapped a picture of the never-before-seen “Holy Cow!”
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There’s nothing better than an early Saturday stroll, accompanied by the sounds of chirping birds and Godzilla, out for vengeance.
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I wrote a hit song. The more it’s played, the more I get hit.
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I saw an ad on Facebook for “Maternity Pictures” and was confused until I realized that the photographer only does them postpartum.
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“I saw that Florida passed an anti-science bill but noted that none of the lawmakers were standing on an anti-gravity floor”
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Jason Rapert is now trying to outlaw certain punctuation marks, saying, “Even the period is an assault on our decency.”
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The entire day needs more cowbell.
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As many of you know, I’ve been making cards for Hallmark’s new division of occasion cards. If you use one of these new cards and wait long enough, the recipient will never guess who sent it. Additionally, it is also fun to send two friends or family the same card, using each other’s return address. They’ll think they are thanking one another – and if they are old enough, they’ll be in perpetual doubt. You’ll thank me, later, even if you don’t remember what for.
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For Sale By Groaner.
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