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I’m announcing that I’m giving away $25,000 worth of Walmart merchandise. Whether you can get through the door of the store with it is your problem.

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During the interminable meeting, I stood and threw a cup of buffalo sauce on my boss as he spoke. Before he could extricate himself from his chair I hurled a cup of ranch on him.

He stood, angrily wiping the running mixture from his face. “Have you lost your mind? What did you do that for?!” He shouted.

“Well if you’re going to wing it, I’m going to provide the sauce.”

Meeting adjourned.

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The unintended benefit of using Halloween as a pretext to startle and scare coworkers in the semi-dark parking garage is that several of them involuntarily reveal they have concealed carry permits.

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