The above is a picture I made – and made with too much difficulty. The baby is me, held in paternal grandmother’s arms.
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This is another picture I made, using photos of me and other family members.
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The lady on the right is another one of my 2nd great aunts, Mattie L. Cook Jones, with her daughter, Antonia Jones Mueller.
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This picture is another I made piece by piece. It includes a variety of relatives
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In a strange twist, it was discovered that the language of angels is college algebra.
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I randomly found this yearbook picture while going through 15,347 pages.
P.S. It’s not a photo of anyone who graduated near Springdale, but they live ‘around’ here.
I enjoy finding people’s forgotten pictures and posting them without identifying or tagging them.
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Obscure Prince fact: The original title to his huge hit was “When Daves Cry.”
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I owned a .357 but my math teacher made me round it up to .4
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“Narco Polo” is a game you play when you can’t find the drug dealer in a crowded room.
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Just to prove that I like satire whether it’s liberal or conservative… I bought my wife a surprise gift from Amazon for Christmas. It’s a book titled, “The Presidency of Hillary Clinton.” It also contains a list of everything good she did as Secretary of State.
All 104 pages of this educational book are numbered – but completely blank.
I might donate it to the DJ Trump Presidential Library and Penitentiary.
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My supervisor called me in to his sparsely furnished office.
“X, I need to talk to you about the defibrillator issue yesterday.” His face, usually already wrinkled in perpetual irritation, was darker than normal.
I took a seat. “Our CEO needed it,” I exclaimed before my boss could continue.
“That’s difficult to argue, X, and you know it!”
“I don’t see how,” I answered. “I adjusted the device to administer the intended shock.”
“Well, the problem is that you did it while he was at breakfast and drinking hot coffee.”
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I went to a boxing match last night. The third round had just started when the Walmart manager broke it up.
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¿ #mariekondo ? I can declutter your house in one day. Valuable? Sentimental? Beautiful? If your house burned to ashes today, what would you mourn? That’ll be $10,000, please. Thanks, X
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