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“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,” or so goes the song. Which is absurd. Werewolves don’t read Chinese.

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been 4 years since we talked about Coleman Sweeney.

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“His Sunday shoes amplified his bitter heart.” -x

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I tried defying gravity.
But the court order obligated me to comply.

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I wonder how long it would take an employer to notice that someone had modified their legal notice poster regarding minimum wage to indicate $55.43 per hour? The answer is 11 months. In theory, I mean.

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This should be obvious to all the well-meaning people out there.

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He may have gained the upper hand in the argument, but I got the lower foot.

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