“I’m going to save a lot of money on the receptacle for Aunt Melinda’s ashes, X!” She seemed genuinely excited.
“How so?” I asked.
“My Aunt Melinda was a clairvoyant, seer, and psychic,” Susan told me.
“Okay, I still don’t see how her being a psychic will save you money,” I told her.
“Look here.” She help up her phone for me to see the image. “FedX makes a medium box.”
P.S. Parenthetically Speaking 