I’ve invented the perfect horror house for older people during the Halloween season. 

You sit in a room. In front of it is a teacher. She randomly calls on people in the room to read aloud from a book each of them is given. 

Anyone who fails to get nervous or terrorized must then stand in front of the class and give a speech. 

Admission is $10. To get out, you must pay $25. 

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