It’s Not September

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(This picture I made has no bearing whatsoever on the post. It is the comment equivalent of your sister-in-law jumping in to the middle of your conversation again.)

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I took a shower today. It took 2 crowbars and a motorized wench. My neighbor is really angry and is unhappy with the drywall damage. I think I’ll take another shower tomorrow.

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The megaphone is at your disposal. If you’re going to shout out your opinions, first and foremost, make them honest. Secondly, make them informed. Finally, change them as new information demands it. The hesitation to do any of the above is what makes the opinionated shouting so ridiculous.

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You can be sure in life that no one with foot-long words such as ‘cowboy’ tattooed on their body is going to be in the Who’s Who of American Thinkers book.

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I purchased a package of seasoned chicken, one with a recipe on the reverse. The directions indicated “Apply spices liberally,” so I went next door and took my neighbor’s and used theirs too. The country is getting very progressive when the recipes start advocating socialism, too.  (Is this joke too convoluted?)

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The American Bowling Association recently had a competition for slogans. They said it had to be true but witty. You might have seen the commercials. Mine was, “Bowling: Say Hello To Hepatitis.” I didn’t even get an email in thanks for my idea.

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Take a look at the next 2 pictures from a friend’s social media:

 

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The first one is the original picture, while the second one is what I thought I saw in the first one.. PS doing this sort of thing to friend’s pictures is one of my favorite things to do.

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The above picture is one I made as a result of a typo. I admit I spent at least two minutes making it, but it tickled my funny bone.

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The next 2 pictures are from one of my favorite families in the whole world. I made a picture puzzle using about 100 individual pictures, using words, colors and trickery to make the puzzle complicated. Since it’s summer, my friend got started on it recently and posted about the fun/terror at piecing together such a monstrosity. I had the puzzle custom-made, and the tin, too; not only for decoration but to lessen the agony of twelve million failed initial attempts to get started.

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Here is the closest final image I found in my archives, the one I used to submit the puzzle to the company which made it for me…

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I had been wanting to make such a surprise for these friends for a long time. The matriarch of the family last year, leaving a void impossibly large to fill, so I included her in fond memory.

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