I hope that the above is true!

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In a feverish bout of clarity, I devised a way to express what the single biggest problem facing us might be. Perhaps you will not only ‘see’ it, but also nod your head in agreement.

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I always wear underwear that conveys a mixed message so that if I’m in an accident, no one will want to take pictures – or look too closely.

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You can make lemonade from lemons if that’s what life gives you – it is true. But you can take it too far, like when you take a burrito to a riot just to get the pepper spray on it to improve the flavor.

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