The Atkinson Lamp Probability Theory: As the number of lamps in a given room on an American television program increases, the likelihood of all of them being on, even at noon, approaches 100%.
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FYI: This observation was inspired by noted British sociologist/musician/lighting enthusiast Mark Aki.
P.S. Parenthetically Speaking 
I do hope they’re all LED bulbs. 🙃
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