First, white sheets are ridiculous. Not only do they stain, but due to their interpretation when worn, in some parts of the country, it might get you into trouble. Ghosts know this. I wonder how many people involuntarily BECAME ghosts due to being a member of one of those ridiculous organizations?

Real ghosts do not wear white.

They also don’t need eyeholes for reasons that should be obvious.

Ghosts travel more in the daytime than at night. They hate that part of their job is to don a sheet and yell “boo!” at night. They prefer to Netflix & Chill like the rest of us.

I captured this one this afternoon on my Blink camera. The ghost is wearing shoes which seems odd.

If it comes back, I have a few questions. Ghosts are notorious for being oblique when you talk to them.

I’ll let y’all know when I find out.

Love, X

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