I think Erika might have heard me joke one too many times about getting a mannequin for pranks. 

This one arrived with only one instruction included: Do NOT burn incense near this mannequin after 8: 34 p.m. There were some odd Chinese symbols of knives, fire, and amputation with the admonition regarding incense. I’m sure it’s nothing.

I dressed Ursula and then used my fabulous wig to top off the ensemble. 

In other news, this damn thing has startled me more than once already. Adding the knife to the right hand will be a nice addition on extermination day or in the unlikely event someone is stupid enough to break into my apartment. 

My cat Güino has already indicated Ursula is a better conversationalist than me. 

PS The prank possibilities with this mannequin are infinite! 

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