I only wish there were 2,652 episodes of the show. There is so much misinformation in the world. I guess I should stop making it up?

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This one was during a conversation with an actual boss.

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Because no matter how great your idea, there is inevitably a manager who will strangle either you, or the implementation of the idea.

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If you are a Fox News fan, no offense is intended, although I did send this one to the RNC headquarters for pre-approval. They laughed, so you should too.

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Because honestly, those marketing geniuses are creating ideas faster than I can mock them. Just shuffle a few letters around and we have something to work with here. You’re welcome, Springdale.

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This above statement is so true that I almost went back in time when I created it.

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I made this for a friend because she loves “Sons of Anarchy.” Plus, rumor has it she can’t ride a bicycle without smacking her head into the low branches of a tree.