My Dream Says Colin Powell Will Be President

In the one-in-a-million chance that I had a prescient dream, take a second to read the short synopsis of a crazy dream I had last night. It was so real that I went to work with the echo of it in my head. I imagine the dream was a combination of Trump’s Indiana victory and scenarios playing in my fevered sleep from being unable to be comfortable the entire night.

PS. I don’t believe in dreams seeing the future, or any supernatural claptrap such as that.

I had a dream last night, one that lingered after I crawled from bed this morning. I was sitting at my computer, and checked my email one last time. I had a solitary email with the subject line: “Objective Election.” There was both an elephant and donkey logo, albeit in a strange form, above the only text in the email. When I opened it, the first line said this: “Trump presumptive nominee. Alternative election configuration active. 4th candidate scenario is advised. Powell to win.” The email had no sender and no other information. As I was about to print or screenshot the screen image, the email blinked and disappeared.

None of the major candidates currently running for president will win the election. If my very intricate dream is correct, somehow Colin Powell will be the next president, despite his age.

Bear in mind, this was just a dream. But if it turns out to be true, do I get credit for being the first psychic ever?

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