Forget the original lyrics. Here’s my take on current events. You’re welcome, X
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The world would be much more musical if people’s heads sounded like marimbas when you punch them. Especially at boxing matches.
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The Elder Observation: The world isn’t fundamentally different; your focus, attention, and energy, however, is more likely to be concentrated on the extremes, especially as you grow older. Choices in clothing, food, music, and opinion dwindle; use this tendency as a warning sign that you’ve grown rigid.
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I wrote a movie about a dyslexic hacker. Unfortunately, it was 789 minutes long.
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“Go Tell It On The Mountain” sounds like prank advice.
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It’s not relevant, but I wonder if Bigfoot’s cellphone plan has roaming charges.
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Thanks! Panache, wit, and an actual laugh – all without even opening the envelope. While I certainly appreciate anyone with the nerve, time, and interest to send me a card of any kind, I confess that I’m often surprised by the lack of reciprocity of my admittedly weird efforts to keep life interesting. When it comes, I gain a little hope that not everything I do falls on deaf ears, dim eyes, or uninterested v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ people in my life.
Signed, The King.
Card-giving is a declining art form. It’s okay to kill tradition and even stick your tongue out while you’re doing it.
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While getting dressed for the formal event, I suddenly realized where the cliché “the ties that bind” originated.
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I can’t help but feel a little put out when the pastor announces that “almost everyone” should join him in song.
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Some doubt that Bigfoot is real. As for me, I doubt he’s a Baptist.
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