As I passed the old art supply shop, I noticed an open trash can at the edge of the curb. I drove a little further and made a U-turn. There was no traffic at all when I did so. I drove very close to the curb, hung my arm out the window and slammed the small bag of trash I had into the top of the trash can.
Immediately, I saw blue lights come on ahead of me. I pulled over and waited for the policeman to come up to the window.
“What’s the problem,” I asked him.
“I’m going to have to give you a ticket for Dunk Driving.”