I went to the UPS store to mail a package.
Someone in line mentioned that the unmanned vehicle technology place was on the side of the same building.
I walked around and stopped just for a micro-second to look at the door sign, imagining what kind of company it was. I was about 15 feet away from the steps and the aforementioned door.
With a very serious and consterned look on my face, I replied, “Yes, I am very suspicious of everybody.”
“No, I meant that you look suspicious.” He said, confused.
“Yes, That’s what I just said.”
I managed to look even more serious.
“You are acting suspicious,” he clarified.
“Because I’m reading and we are both in Arkansas?”
At this point, I smiled.
“What’s your name?” Humor obviously had not visited this fine fellow in quite a while.
“X,” I answered, pointing at my work badge. I knew he thought I was lying.
Because I could see that this guy was a male Karen, I said, “I am so sorry about your lunch,” as I walked away.
I didn’t look back and didn’t start laughing until I got back around the side of the building.