Category Archives: Satire Parody

Good Mooning America



I want to see an a.m. show titled “Good Mooning America.” It would feature people around the U.S. mooning the camera before their first cup of coffee. Theme song: “Bad Moon Rising” by CCR. Let’s face it, everyone would think it was stupid, but totally watch. And it would force people to read carefully.

Atypical Typical

Dr. Oz. Does anyone else think he is the 2nd creepiest guy in the world? I keep looking online on Interpol to see if I can match his picture to known offenders around the world. I feel like that French detective in “Hannibal.”


I’m going to start posing with my cans of tuna and bbq potato chips in the parking lot. Give these deer hunters a run for their money. PS: Don’t go in the store in full camo and face meshnet. They think you are there for something else entirely. Even if you are ‘hunting’ chips.

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Not all advice is good – and no truth applies to all people: Someone who didn’t know me said “Do what your mom would do.” After the high-speed chase and meeting all those police officers, they gave me a set of steel bracelets and insisted on putting me up for the night. They even asked for my autograph and asked me a bunch of questions, like they were interested in me. Thanks, mom.



No more Natural Food Stores. Henceforth, only Super-Natural Food Stores for me.


Really, you can start a martial arts studio anywhere. Just rent a room, then start punching and kicking people while talking in a smooth, even macho voice. Judo is just fancy slapping and some legwork. With a monthly fee. And goofy pants.

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Using Facebook’s “Create Page” For Amusement

Facebook is a feature-rich social media platform. Used properly, it can open up a world of content and opportunity.

Of course, I’d rather use it to amuse myself. Toward that end, I periodically create a page and use it to promote whatever craziness I can devise. It’s easy to set a new page up in a just a few minutes. I’ve found, however, that the more time spent making it look authentic adds to the fun when people begin to find it and comment on it.

Like any effort, you get as good as you give.

The more creative the content, the more perplexed your accidental visitors seem to get, especially if you add real business information to the pages. For addresses, I usually find a real street address which no longer has a structure on it. Just put on your creativity hat and you can devise clever means to provide a phone number, web presence and photos.

If humor is your goal, it is staggering how much snark and jab you can pack into satire and parody without drawing the ire a personal Facebook page might.

For this particular one, I created a fake hair salon, “Hair To Displease You,” and insisted we all had cosmology licenses, which can give you the wrong impression if you’re not paying attention. My posts were mostly social commentary disguised as specialty haircuts or goofiness associated with the issues of customer service a business might encounter.

You can google for interesting sites, too. There are a lot of them, covering just about any topic you can imagine.





Guatemalan Heat: A New Fragrance

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Guatemalan Heat:
A New Fragrance By Jay Hill & BearTrap Colognes.

Made from the essence of distilled tears of angry lovers. Stored 13 years in casks lined with the hottest peppers on Earth, tinged with the misty rains of 100 streams, blessed by monks.

When you n-e-e-d the right kind of attention: Guatemalan Heat.

When you w-a-n-t the right kind of attention: Guatemalan Heat.

Legal Disclaimer: Use at own risk. User subject to intense scrutiny and passion. May cause heart palpitations in those nearby. Plan to leave the party early.


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New IPhone 6-SS



This picture is supposed to be funny in a satirical way. The sacred cow sometimes wanders into the road.

Is it a little over-the-top to include the “SS” in the name?
I’m sure a lot of people won’t get the reference, which sort of reinforces the point behind the ‘black/white’ reference.


The original picture had much harsher terminology. It was true, but didn’t make the point more palatable.