Guatemalan Heat: A New Fragrance

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Guatemalan Heat:
A New Fragrance By Jay Hill & BearTrap Colognes.

Made from the essence of distilled tears of angry lovers. Stored 13 years in casks lined with the hottest peppers on Earth, tinged with the misty rains of 100 streams, blessed by monks.

When you n-e-e-d the right kind of attention: Guatemalan Heat.

When you w-a-n-t the right kind of attention: Guatemalan Heat.

Legal Disclaimer: Use at own risk. User subject to intense scrutiny and passion. May cause heart palpitations in those nearby. Plan to leave the party early.

 

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