Meet Wally Weasel, The Ineffective Customer Service Helper. He can’t help you, no matter how trivial or serious your issue is.
I created it for one of our local multi-billion dollar corporations, the one with a tangible public relations problem on its hands.
Instead of ignoring a question or problem, Wally Weasel can step in and fix it all simply by saying “Dunno” and making us forget our real problems or what we were complaining about in the first place.
I think I might be onto something here. I pity all the local global corporations.
P.S. Bonus points if you can guess which global corporation inspired this mascot.