
I’m going to celebrate an unusual life event…
I’ve been in this apartment for over a month.
Sadly, my first roll of toilet paper expired yesterday morning.
RIP, Roy.
I snapped a picture of the deceased roll yesterday.
In a cosmic coincidence, an Amazon driver just dropped off a relevant surprise gift from someone about ten minutes ago: a toilet timer!
I’m laughing.
I was going to coin a toilet paper joke, but they are all tearable.