One of the surprise Xmas gifts I bought Dawn was a tiny violin for her to play when her mom and sister whine.
My wife and I went to the Gutensohn Harps yesterday. Our main purpose was groceries. We ate lunch from the delicious deli bar upfront. The food was amazing. As always, we took a minute to cry and complain about the disparity of quality, selection, and presentation between Gutensohn and the store over by our house. I could hear tiny violins playing in the background as I whined. Harps, if you’re reading this, I’m asking you to replace the entire store in east Springdale. After I ate, I found the manager and heaped praise on her for the incredible store.
I have only so many tears to cry. I may need to take Dawn’s tiny violin to the grocery store with me from now on.