Can you believe that shoppers at Lowe’s are forgetful and goofy enough to drive off with items on top of their vehicle? Who does that? We’ve all seen them.

As I was leaving, a man in Silverado pickup waved at me like a long-lost old friend. I waved back, probably with the same look Steve Martin’s character from The Jerk had when he shouted “He hates those cans!”

The Silverado driver finally did enough pantomime to make me realize something.

I’ll answer my initial question. I’m that person.