Double-pun-cliché.
It’s important to get your eyerolls completed before the New Year.
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Groan!
Category Archives: Humor
How Do You KNOW You’re Funny
Provably true.
Kwanzaa Color Wednesday
Look at this amazing Kwanzaa shirt I bought for $2! Erika laughed immediately when she saw it. Is it too much color for December? Or for me? Is that even possible? It’s not really a Kwanzaa shirt. But I’m not really the person people usually see. These colors, as wild as they are, they telegraph what I wish the world would look like -and doubly so in people’s minds. Not just around Christmas, but each day. Color is a reminder that we are able to see, feel, and experience much more than the black and white filter that masks everyone and everything around us.
Love, X
PS it’s okay if you think I look absurd. Even Danny DeVito still gets irritated at me for impersonating him.
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Humory
Ha!
Santa Knows
It’s weird people would use a Sleep Center or have a sleep study in December.
Just ask Santa:
“He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows when you’re awake”
Follow me for more money-saving tips.
X
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Umbrella Advisory
I can’t control the impulse. Seeing all these umbrellas makes it increasingly problematic for me to not use my vial of confetti. If you’re currently the proud owner of an umbrella, please be cautious while opening it.
Love, X
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Darwin Wins
Can opener didn’t work. Knife-as-finger-opener did! Blood splatter doesn’t go well with most Airbnbs. 🙂 All the proof you need that I’m an idiot. Note: I only sliced myself because I moved my hand out of the way. Had I left it on the can, I wouldn’t have proven Darwin right!
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Airbnb Beauty Contest
In a moment of frivolity Erika and I had a beauty contest at the Airbnb. I conceded with the first picture! I’m the latter half of Beauty And The Beast. Fine with me…
Love, X
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Music History For Today
So dumb, I had to laugh.
This Dish Is NOT As Good As They Say
My friend gave me the recipe for Red Beans & Ice. He’s from Louisiana, where he says they eat it all the time.
I think I followed the recipe.
This is the second attempt.
The first batch melted in the oven after only two minutes.
X, Dubious Chef
P.S. Parenthetically Speaking 